Car Destresser

In the car coming home from Walmart, I had an idea for a new car accessory. Right near the radio, there should be a device that has 3 buttons. Hitting the first button would play the Judas Priest song, Breakin’ the Law. This comes in handy when you knowingly go through a stale yellow light. I typically sing the song out loud, except I think it would be cool to press a button and have it play. BREAKIN’ THE LAW, BREAKIN’ THE LAW!!! The next button would play, “Take this job and shove it! I ain’t workin’ here no more!” You might hit this button as you pull out of your parking space to head home from work or when someone you love asks, “How was your day?” The final button would play Steve Martin’s song, “King Tut.” No reason other than it’s funny and always makes me smile.

So do I have a marketable product?

3 thoughts on “Car Destresser

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  2. rosalie

    Today, at Yardley’s first Jazz festival, there was a company represented called The Junk Genie. They pull up to your house and extract all your garbage for a fee. It is a huge truck and it only cost 500 bucks for a full load…I’m considering it. They do have a blip at the bottom of their pamphlet that says mothers in law, wives and husbands are not included….too bad.

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