Female Improvements…

Mike’s genuine version…

Linda Ronstadt’s much more awesome version…

Which reminds me of this song, written by a man…

But performed better by a woman…

I think I just love the role reversal of a woman singing:

…I am not in the market
For a boy who wants to love only me
Yes, and I ain’t saying you ain’t pretty
All I’m saying is I’m not ready
For any person place or thing
Trying to pull the reins in on me

and

There’s so many times I’ve let you down
So many times I’ve played around
I tell you now, they don’t mean a thing
Every place I go, I’ll think of you…

Of course there’s also this song too…

Covered by Joan…

Can you think of any others?

I am 37-years-old

Normally a few months before I turn another year older, I start to adopt my new age in my thoughts. Rather than think of my current age, I think, “I’m almost #.”

Not this time.

37 just blows my mind. Of course, 27 blew my mind. I had less trouble turning 30 than I did 27.

It’s that 7. It’s the official end of the “mid.” I am now in my “late thirties”

WOWSERS!

I am really working on staying positive. My brain says, “You are 37 and unmarried, without children: you are a loser.” But then I counter with, “Yes, but I started a business, wrote a book, bought a house on my own, live a fulfilling life and ANSWER TO NO ONE! So there!”

And honestly, if marriage and children were so important to me, I’d have them. Clearly, deep inside, I don’t care that much.

It’s not worth fretting over age. The only alternative to aging is death.

I am 36-years-old

I am 36. Tomorrow I will be 37. My life is in some ways better than I ever dreamed and in other ways not quite living up to my dreams.

All I know right now is that I miss my dad so very very much. And it is killing me that he’s not here.

I think of him taking me to Great Adventure for my birthday two years ago. We went on one ride because that’s all he could handle… but what a ride we went on, El Toro!

Thirty f-ing seven.

Happy Birthday, Donnaville!

My birthday is tomorrow but there’s an even more significant birthday coming up the day after. On September 3, 2001, I purchased the domain Donnaville.com.

Happy Birthday, Donnaville

YEP! 10 years folks! Amazing longevity for a girl with nothing to say!

Let’s take a look back at all the different incarnations of Donnaville.

Here is a screenshot of the very first post… note how it is dated September 2… I have no clue why the dates don’t match up. I am 99.9% sure I placed the order on September 2 because I distinctly remember it was a birthday present for myself. Whatever.

2001

Just a few days later, planes crashed into the Twin Towers and so much changed.

A few months later I ditched the default blogger template and came up with my own design. This may also signal the end of my usage of Blogger and the beginning of Movable Type. I simply can’t remember.

2001, a few months later

The next design that I have evidence of is from 2004:

2004

What I LOVED about this design are the pictures on the left hand side. I would take pictures with my cell phone and upload them to BUZZNET which would then update on Donnaville. You can see an archive of all those pictures, if you want.

I am pretty sure I must have changed the design between 2004 and 2007 but I never took any screenshots. I recall a very 60’s looking design with a fish eye background that my father HATED! Sadly, I can’t find any screenshots of it. I think it was probably around 2007 that I made the move to WordPress. Here’s the 2007 design:

2007

In 2009, I updated my theme to Thesis. It looked like this:

A year or so later, I played around with it a bit:

2011

Now it looks like this:

Prior to September 3, 2001, I had a Website on Geocities. If memory serves me, I started the Geocities page sometime in November of 1996. This is how it looked back in those old days:

1996

And here’s a recreation of the old page.

Ten years with Donnaville, 15 years total. That’s a lot of words.

Looking back, it’s been a fun ride. You’ve been there with me as a I’ve had fun, traveled, lost pets, got dumped, dated, bought a house, fell in love, got fired, hired, fired, hired, started a business, had my heart shattered, lost my dad, and who knows what else is in store ahead. I have no intention of stopping. And I have no intention of getting interesting. In the immortal words of Popeye (words my father would often say as well), I am what I am.

Hurricane Shenanigans

I am tired, guys. Plum tired. Didn’t sleep well last night. Had odd dreams I was alternately at a Beach House and Project Runway. I kept finding myself naked in front of people and the fright of it kept waking me up.

Hurricane Irene wasn’t so bad. I lost power before she even began. It stayed off until Sunday afternoon. There was a lot of rain and a lot of wind. Trees came down and creeks flooded. I stayed home alone and read some of 4 Hour Work Week. There are still roads closed but otherwise most everything is back to normal.

On Friday, Audra and I toured Pottsville, home of Audra and Yuengling Brewery. We were recipients of the very first walking tour of Pottsville by their Visitor’s Center and we toured the Yuengling Brewery. I enjoyed learning more about Pottsville and now I want to read some John O’Hara books.

Law of Attraction Works Again

I love when this happens! I just looked at my vision board and realized I had crossed off all the items off one of my lists…. and I wasn’t even actively trying!

1. Radio
2. iPad/Tablet
3. Hardwood Floors
4. New Smart Phone
5. New Glasses

This means I need a NEW LIST!

Since I am doing so well achieving my product desires… maybe it’s time to start delving more into CONCEPTS. Here’s the issue with concepts… you can’t check them off. It’s not a Have or Have Not situation. I may have it now but will it continue? Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe I should just start dreaming BIGGER with my list

1. New carpeting for loft and stairs
2. Re-do outside patio
3. New Laptop
4. Regularly sell 500 copies of my book a month on Amazon
5. Write & Publish a NEW Book
6. Perform 5 – 8 LIMs a week
7. Love

With all that said, I created a map of all the places I’d like to visit in the US. What am I missing?


View Places to Visit in a larger map

Better Schedule

I really need to get myself back to a disciplined state. I should have a list of things to do upon waking.

1. Clear out email & respond
2. Check FB & respond
3. Check LinkedIn & respond
4. Write LIM Blog entry
5. Write Donnaville Blog entry
6. blah blah blah

But I don’t… I sit here and sip my coffee, daydream, sometimes write a blog entry, sometimes pick my nose…

I can work on it. I can improve! First step is recognizing there is an area for improvement.

I feel the earth move under my feet

There was an earthquake but I didn’t feel it. Too busy bopping to Professor Ouch’s Rockabilly Roadhouse show on the radio.

Watched Possessed on TCM last night. What an awesome movie. I wish I had caught it from the beginning.

Joan Crawford plays the kept woman of Clark Gable. Afterward TCM aired a documentary about Joan. Her daughter still hates her. Crazy.

There’s a scent in the air. It’s autumn. I just feel it.

And life just keeps on going…

I can’t say my 3 bean salad went over well. I didn’t see anyone take a heaping spoonful or even a meager spoonful. My mother assured me that it was 1/3 full when we left but I don’t believe her. My Watergate Salad always disappears.

People simply like eating artificial-looking food stuff, I think. Of course, maybe people were worried about tooting? That is entirely possible. And it makes sense considering I got the recipe from my favorite cookbook, The Natural Laxative Cookbook.

The pig roast was fun. It was great seeing my cousins. It seems like I am seeing them so often anymore, which is not a bad thing. It’s nice knowing family.

What else? What else? I believe my mojo is still working but I haven’t been out testing it of late. I feel the approach of autumn. It’s early, I know, but I just feel it creeping up. Considering all the crap that has happened this summer, I feel oddly happy. How do I know? I am not spending evenings gulping wine and watching La Femme Nikita episodes. Rather than feeling damned, I feel hopeful.

3 Bean Goodness

I am writing this entry on my newest gadget… A Samsung galaxy tablet.  I love it. I just made a three bean salad for my cousin’s pig roast this afternoon. When asked to bring a dish, I normally opt for Watergate Salad.  Hopefully it will go over okay.