news.com.au – German Satanists on attempted murder charges [04jun02] Blütwurst Anyone?

I am off to Chicago!!! My first trip in quite awhile. It will be nice to get away.

Spiderman Warning- Nudity!

I have accomplished everything but picking up my clothes and making jello. There is still time this evening to accomplish everything.

My profile on Match.com has been posted for an entire week and I have received over 50 emails. Of the 50 emails, all but maybe 5 are form letters. The 5 emails that were not form letters were from men who lived hundreds of miles away or are married. I am vascillating between removing the profile or keeping the profile posted mainly so I can laugh at the dumb asses who reply. This has been an extremely disturbing and distressing experience. My cynicism level has risen dramatically. The spinster title that I am furiously trying to avoid is actually becoming quite attractive.

What I plan on accomplishing today:
1. Get money from ATM
2. Buy Renu contact lens cleaner
3. Pick Strawberries at Shady Brook Farm (if they have pick your own strawberries)
4. Hang clothes that are on trunk and floor in bedroom.
5. Make jello.
That is good enough. I better stop… I don’t want to go overboard.

Naked woman takes a ride on top of SUV
Reminds me of the movie: Teen Wolf; except they didn’t take off their clothes.

I just found this article– I really wish I had read this back in 1998. It might have saved me 4 years of my life. MatchScene

15 signs he’s wrapped around your little finger
How do you know if your guy’s genuinely in love with you? What are the clues that your Cassanova is completely smitten?
Look no further: We’ve bringing you a dating exclusive!

In the morning, he emails you to tell you he’s thinking of you. In the afternoon, he calls to wish you a beautiful day. In the evening, he rushes over to see you.

He wants to go shopping with you instead of watching the football game.

He plans the year’s romantic vacation, weekend fun and spare moments with you.

You can feel his heart racing when you hug.

He cancels the night out with the boys to be with you. And you didn’t even ask.

Every day he does one thing out of his 1001 Romantic Things To Do book for you.

He tells his mother about you.

He babysits your cats and fixes things around your house… happily.

He gets you a cellphone so he can always hear the sound of your voice.

He wants to teach you golf so you can play and spend more time with him. And… you get to drive the golf cart whenever you want.

He holds your hand and says he never wants to let you go.

He emails you “I miss you” letters right after he’s left you.

When you’ve had a bad day, he’ll talk with you for hours about your thoughts and solutions to money dilemmas, car problems and the jerks at the office.

He’s your White Knight who puts his coat around you to keep you warm, who brings you soup and a video when you’re sick, who will rescue you from trouble at any price and who holds you when you cry.

He says, “I love you,” and there are tears in his eyes.

I think this can also be titled: 15 signs the man you are dating is actually a woman.
Or : 15 signs the man you are dating will stalk you after you break-up.
Or: 15 signs you are delusional.
Or: 3 signs and 1 blog that prove Donna is cynical beyond measure.

My laptop came home yesterday… it now has a new LCD screen, modem, and floppy drive. Oddly, from out of the Cdrom/DVD drive came a Lil Bowow CD. No, it is not mine!!! You see I am not a rap fan, although I will on occasion listen to German rap probably because it is very uncool. (Hey Mr. Wichtig! Ich Wär So Gern So Blöd Wie Du) So where did this Lil Bowow Cd come from? I guess the technician who was working on it…if he/she was listening to music while working…do you think they also went through my collection of Cher images??? Ooooooooo, I feel so dirty and violated!!!!! 🙁

Farting Doughboy
Am I sick? I got a kick out of this page!! 🙂

1. Wake up
2. Eat breakfast
3. Putz on the Internet
4. Watch Changing Rooms
5. Watch Trading Spaces
6. Cringe repeatedly while flipping back and forth between Trading Spaces and the Christopher Lowell Show.
7. Watch Pop Up Brady
8. Watch more Changing Rooms
9. Bake cake
10. Lay in bed, listening to Frank Sinatra.
11. Eat grapefruit
12. Contemplate going to Barnes and Noble and buying The Sun Also Rises.
13. Putz on the Internet instead
14. Blog