I have accomplished everything but picking up my clothes and making jello. There is still time this evening to accomplish everything.

My profile on Match.com has been posted for an entire week and I have received over 50 emails. Of the 50 emails, all but maybe 5 are form letters. The 5 emails that were not form letters were from men who lived hundreds of miles away or are married. I am vascillating between removing the profile or keeping the profile posted mainly so I can laugh at the dumb asses who reply. This has been an extremely disturbing and distressing experience. My cynicism level has risen dramatically. The spinster title that I am furiously trying to avoid is actually becoming quite attractive.