1. Wake up
2. Eat breakfast
3. Putz on the Internet
4. Watch Changing Rooms
5. Watch Trading Spaces
6. Cringe repeatedly while flipping back and forth between Trading Spaces and the Christopher Lowell Show.
7. Watch Pop Up Brady
8. Watch more Changing Rooms
9. Bake cake
10. Lay in bed, listening to Frank Sinatra.
11. Eat grapefruit
12. Contemplate going to Barnes and Noble and buying The Sun Also Rises.
13. Putz on the Internet instead
14. Blog