You’re a Store Bought Woman

Sitting at a bar, enjoying a beer, a song played on the radio.

“Who sings this?” I asked.

The girl sitting a couple stools down from me sneers and says, “That’s BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN!!! DUH!”

I listen for a few more bars and say, “Yeah, he’s no Neil Diamond.”

One thought on “You’re a Store Bought Woman

  1. B. Davis

    Alcohol was created to make dumb people look smart, and ugly people look beautiful. The musical “expert” in your bar is at least the former, and possibly the latter.

    Right now I’m chugging Muscadine wine, which “experts” tell me is great for the arteries. A couple more swigs and I won’t be able to tell the difference between Bruce Wayne and Bruce Jenner.

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