Yesterday I saw Sandy Bullocks latest movie, The Proposal. It was cute, I enjoyed it. I was shocked to see her so… NAKED in it! There are some celebrities I DO NOT want to see naked. Sandy is one of them. Joan Jett is another. I do not want to see Renee Zellweger’s boobies. Signourney Weaver should always remain totally clothed. And Gwyneth Paltrow too. And then there are some celebrities that I just expect them to remove their clothes and jump around shaking their wobbly bits. Angelina Jolie, Sharon Stone, Scarlet Johanson, etc… Sandy pretty much kept the main parts hidden but I am sorry, just because I can’t see your nipples but I can see everything else doesn’t mean I didn’t see you naked. I will say I was totally fascinated with her body. She had no cellulite or any excess skin. She appeared to not have any hair lower than her eyeballs or for that matter any pores. She was totally smooth in an almost alien way. Lisa said she probably had some sort of resurfacing work done. However she achieved it, she looked good– and flaunt it if you got it. Heck, if I looked like her I’d go to the grocery store naked and say things like, “I’m still using my first razor!” or “I don’t know, I do nothing and I just stay so SOFT!” Instead I have been known to shout, “4-6 WEEKS my ass! It’s more like 4-6 HOURS!”