I am so excited! Tonight on the SyFy channel (WHAT’S UP WITH THAT? WHY WOULD THEY TAKE A NAME THAT IS SPELLED CORRECTLY AND MAKES SENSE AND TOTALLY BASTARDIZE IT??? I KNOW WHY AND I DON’T LIKE IT– I TELL YOU, YOU DO NOT ABANDON THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU TO THE DANCE AND THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE DOING) is the debut of the SyFy original, soon to become classic movie, Malibu Shark Attack! Okay, I am not exactly excited about the movie but my favorite actress, Peta Wilson is starring in it as a lifeguard who discovers GOBLIN SHARKS!!! I love love love Peta– mainly from her turn as Nikita on La Femme Nikita. I still watch it over and over again, even today– a good 10 years after it was on first run syndication. There’s something about her voice and hair and the paranoia of the plot that just moves me. I am sick. I know.

A tsunami brings goblin sharks to Malibu, Cal., after a massive wave cuts lifeguards and construction workers off from dry land. Peta Wilson, Warren Christie, Chelan Simmons.

I hope Malibu Shark Attack is good!