An email from my sister

Dear Donna,

I am afraid I have some bad news… Dagwood was found dead in the hermit crab tank today. The cause of death is unknown. He was buried in the trashcan shortly after 1 pm. It was a private ceremony; only those close to him were invited. His casket was a small plastic ice tea container and a beautiful sandwich bag. He will surely be missed.

On a positive side I finished my Mid-Term.

Lisa

2 thoughts on “An email from my sister

  1. rosa

    Needless to say, his small family of hermit crabs are feeling his loss. Who can forget his night time forays into the water pool and food dish. We planned a memorial but the Staples Center was booked. R.I.P. Dagwood

  2. Harry Gumby

    Rosa- Your comment is somewhat ironic, as the Staples Center is booked today for a Ringling Brothers & Barnum & Bailey Circus – they had to postpone set up yesterday (for four hours) for Michael Jackson’s send-off.

    I have been to many funerals, but, Michael’s was far-and-away the nicest. Brooke Shields was eloquent.

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