Walmartisexual

I stopped at Walmart today to pick up some gift bags to hold the presents we had for Audra. As I was walking out with my goods, I caught sight of the most puzzling creature. Although she wore feminine clothes, I am pretty sure the plumbing was male. She was about a full foot taller than me and her shoes were about the same size as my dad’s– a size 15. She looked like a linebacker in a Farrah Fawcett wig. As I passed by I heard her telling the Walmart greeter that she was a ventriloquist.

6 thoughts on “Walmartisexual”

  1. B. Davis

    The other day I could swear I heard the puzzling creature say “I’m just another lead-contaminated Chinese piece of junk, and if you don’t buy me I’ll bring your precarious economy to its knees”.

    But maybe I didn’t hear her correctly because my Walmart-bought Chinese-made lead-contaminated hearing aid wasn’t working.

  3. Donna Post author

    Okay.

    1. I don’t know where you got the impression I am not a proud American. I am not happy with the direction the country is headed but I am still proud to be an American.

    2. Please do not compare me to Ms Obama. That makes me feel all icky inside and outside.

    3. One of the malls near me had a restaurant/bar and I gotta tell you, I LOVED IT! I still miss Kahunaville. The mall mgmt threw them out– said they brought in an unsavory crowd. Whatever. It was great to drink right after shopping, or in other sitations, drink and then go shopping. I do miss it.

  4. Michael C

    I thought B Davis went home with his crayons after you supported Ron Paul.
    I think his dog was sick of watching Fixed news.

  5. B. Davis

    Donna, please lighten up.
    I wasn’t being serious or comparing you with Michelle Obama. It was all meant to be a joke.

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