I bought a big bag of cherries the other day when I was at the grocery store. They looked like beautiful sweet cherries but instead they are totally bland. I’m trying to come up with something to do with them since I can’t see myself eating them. Maybe a pie?

Also, on Saturday I got pulled over by a cop. This was my very first time ever getting pulled over. My heart immediately began to race! Lisa was in the passenger seat and she told me to calm down. I couldn’t help my anxiety! I was definitely speeding and I knew I was going to get a real humdinger of a ticket and I totally deserved it.
The cop walked up to my window. I smiled at him hoping to dazzle him with my effervescence. “Ma’am, can I please see your license, registration and proof of insurance?”
“Sure!”
“You were going 62 miles an hour in a 45 mile an hour zone.”
All of a sudden Lisa screams, “Mark? Is that you!?!”
“Lisa?”
Turns out Lisa knew the cop’s boyfriend! They talked a little bit and the cop let me go with a verbal warning. He did say if he ever catches me speeding again he doesn’t care who my sister is, he will give me a ticket! I thanked him and drove away with my tail tucked between my legs.

I feel like the luckiest girl ever! No more speeding for me!