I went to the dollar store this evening and bought green and red napkins and paper plates. I am really hoping inspiration strikes and I can come up with something to make that excites me for Saturday. At least I know never to do that Mom’s Bake At Home Pizza again.

We also went to Five & Below. It is a store aimed mainly at teenagers. Lisa said she wanted to go because she had a dream that we went there. She also said that in her dream we were vampires competing in a beauty pageant and we swung down mountains using harp strings.

When I was at my parent’s house yesterday, I found a bag of some old clothes. In the bag was an outfit that I bought years and years ago. I am thinking I was maybe 15 or 16 years old. I remember falling in love with the outfit. I bought it and NEVER WORE IT. NOT ONCE! I took the darn thing out of the bag and tried it on. It was huge on me. It looked absolutely ridiculous. I stood there looking at myself in the mirror and I kept thinking, WHAT PROMPTED ME TO BUY A BLACK SILK NINJA UNIFORM? I don’t know. I am thinking I must have been going through some Bruce Lee phase. At any rate, it is now hanging in my closet at the donnavilla with the tags still on it. Maybe one day I will get fat again and want to dress Asian. I don’t know.