“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.'”
“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“Well, It’s Not Unusual.”
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
WORLD’S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy “Will you marry me?”
The guy said, “NO!”
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, and farted whenever she wanted.
THE END
Sooo, the heroine in your fairy tale is a drunk that lives in a pristine, yet stinky house?
Actually, she sounds a lot like me (except for the dancing part).
I have two left feet. Then again, it may just be all those martinis.
-Nathan
What was that comment?
Something to the effect that your like your men like coffee’ bitter and weak?
At this rate, your folks will be waiting for grandchildren a lot longer…
C’Mon fellas, it was funny! Espcially the fart part because farting is *always* funny.
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