Lisa is on the phone with an eHarmony match. This is the first, first phone call and I am COMPLETELY NERVOUS FOR HER! I am fighting the urge to sit by her side and help her with conversation topics and such– because I know she needs me. Or at least I like to think that she needs me. She is most likely doing a fine job of appearing interested in his BS. Gosh, I hope it is going well. The first phone call is always a bitch. It certainly is a gate. You find out very quickly if this is a person you want to meet in person. I remember quite a few first phone calls in which within 2 minutes I knew I wanted to have nothing to do with the match. One of the worsts I can recall is a match who sounded just like Richard Simmons. That one was really bad. I can hear Lisa talking although I don’t hear the girly giggle. Lisa, you must giggle! Men love girls who giggle! Of course, men also love girls they can pick up and spin around. I hope she mentions that she can bake. And that she has an ample bosom. Although, not so ample that she can’t be picked up and spun around. Go Lisa! Go Lisa! GIGGLE!!!