What a kooky dream I had last night! I dreamt aliens landed on earth. We were so very excited to see what they looked like and many people had their own opinions. Fire breathing dragon, yellow and willowy, green and scaley… Finally the UFO’s plank lowered and people gathered to get a look at the alien. A woman emerged, a small fat woman. She carried a clipboard and looked like a garden gnome, just thicker. In fact, she appeared to be carved out of wood although her motions were fluid. “Ahhhh, there is life here!” she exclaimed. “The Interplanetary Commission will be pleased!” From her pocket she removed a whistle and blew into it. Suddenly, more little carved gnomes appeared wearing Hawaiian T-shirts, raybans, and carrying cameras. “Disney World! Bahamas! Statue of Liberty!” they chanted as they ran out into the world. It turned out that it was a tour bus for aliens.