feed me seymor

I want to eat! Notice I did not say I was hungry. My brain is insatiably calling out for food. I hate when I feel this way. The reason may be because I don’t sit down for meals. All I do is graze. Handful of macadamia nuts. Plum. Cup of tea. Apple. Slice of cheese. Another slice of cheese. Slice of salami. Glass of water. Handful of almonds. Wouldn’t it be nice to eat whatever you wanted and never gain an ounce? I would eat nothing but York Peppermint Patties, Buffalo chicken wings, Yuengling beer, coffee with cream, gingersnap cookies (from Barb Polo), glühwein, pumpkin pie (like my Nanny made with shredded coconut), Yellow Peeps, Swee Touch Nee tea, Nutella on a warm, buttered-brötchen, Dönner Kebabs (fresh from a Berlin Imbiß), Greek Salads, Sushi with Sapporo\Kirin-Ichiban beer (with Frank), Starbucks Frappucinos, 7-11 Coca Cola Slurpies, Halupkies (like my mom makes), Lemon Poppyseed ANYTHING, midori cake, Rittersport chocolate (especially filled with yoghurt), Chink’s Cheesesteak wit’, Berliner Weiße mit Schuß, Botan Rice candy from Chinatown, DeLorenzo’s sausage and mushroom pizza (Hi John!), Krispy Kreme donuts, Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream, Coconut Gelato, Creme Brulee, Flanigan’s Barbeque Ribs, Italian nougat candy, roasted nuts from a New York Street Vendor on a cold day, Doctor Brown’s Cel-Ray, Chocolate Egg cream, Stewart’s Black Cow, sweet potato french fries, chocolate bubble tea, Medium Burger with sautéed mushrooms and onions, and funnel cake from a fair.