I keep thinking about Attack of the Clones. There is a good movie hiding somewhere in this latest installment!!! I am sure of it!

If I were in charge, I would have made the romance between Anakin and Amidala more like the Tommy James and the Shondell song, “I Think We’re Alone Now.” Additionally, I’d cast a dwarf in the role of Yoda because all great movies have a dwarf. Costume-wise, there were simply not enough cod pieces represented; I’d change that for sure! And instead of those creepy dinosaur-like creatures in the Ben Hur scene– why not digitally insert George the Animal Steele or Andre the Giant? Now that would be a fight I’d pay to see! I’m also thinking a musical number, something like Dead Ringer for Love by Meat Loaf. Or maybe a dream sequence with mimes. 🙂

It’s not too late, George. You obviously need someone to collaborate with you on the final episode…I have tons of great ideas! CALL ME!!!