Anyone who is thinking about seeing the newest installment of Star Wars: SAVE YOUR MONEY!!! Lisa and I just got back and I can honestly say that this movie is right down there with Ready to Wear, Even Cowgirls get the Blues, Son of Pink Panther, and Excess Baggage. Obi Wan Kenobi’s sex appeal cannot save this movie!!! Although let me tell you the beard was a definite improvement, I could finally see what Audra and Lisa have been drooling about for all these years. Anakin Skywalker actually grew on me as the movie progressed. I think he started to stand straighter, I hate slouchers. There was one part where little Yoda kicked some evil Jedi ass and it was great, the one part where everyone cheered and the girl next to me actually stopped snoring and woke up! (honest!) I think if you were to ask Yoda what he thought of this film he would say: Hmmmm, very bad this movie was! 🙂 At one point during the Ben Hur fight scene which actually reminded me more of Jason and the Argonauts, Lisa leaned over and whispered, “I feel so bad for the Jedis….they have such stupid hair cuts.” I sadly shook my head in agreement.
Audra and I spoke earlier this afternoon and she had seen Suck Wars last night at a midnight show and she loved it. Although, I am quite sure it wasn’t above the Pirate Movie or the Worst Witch in her book, right Audra? 🙂