Excite – News Count Dracula Stirs Row with His ‘Kingdom’ in Germany

The more I think of it…..it was not Wesley who killed Agent Doggett’s son. It was definitely the weird-looking evil man who sat at the bar. Wesley was just upset about Buttercup…errr no, he couldn’t live with his corrupt self knowing that he supported and aided this disgusting man who killed little Luke and so in a fit of rage he ran to the bar and killed him. So, does anyone agree? 🙂

If not, does anyone agree that Assistant Director/ Wesley has the world’s worst American accent? Does anyone else agree that Wesley is interchangeable with Billy Zane? And had Julian Sands made better career moves, he could be added to the list?

May 06, 1527, German troops began sacking Rome, bringing about the end of the Renaissance.

Strange cargo found in forest It was me…. I did it! 🙂

AudgieAch Mein Gott! Audgie signed my comments!!!!!! 🙂 Wow!
Yes, it is true. Lisa and I also had the Winking Cowboy a.k.a. Lazy Eye Barbie. Once the eye started to droop, Lisa and I did something rather odd….I guess we were orally fixated, what other excuse is there? You see, we chewed on her eyelid until it tore off. Not at the same time, mind you. We took turns chewing. 🙂 Sadly, if you thought a lazy eye Barbie was weird looking, you should have seen her missing the lid- very macabre.
I hate days like this. I worked hard, did not goof off at all yet I cannot for the life of me figure out exactly what I accomplished.
Hey, did anyone see the X-Files last night? Were they inplying that the Assistant Director Wesley killed Doggett’s son? I was a bit confused. Next week’s episode looks so cool, though. I can hardly wait!

> Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project – an
> action docudrama about famous composers starring top
> movie stars. Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segall, Bruce
> Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present.
> Spielberg strongly desired the box office ‘oomph’ of
> these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to
> select whatever composers they wished to portray, as
> long as they were famous.
>
> “Well,” started Stallone, “I’ve always admired Mozart.
> I would love to play him.”
>
> “Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image
> would improve if people saw me playing the piano,”
> replied Willis. “I’ll play him.”
>
> “I’ve always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes,”
> said Segall. “I’d like to play him.”
>
> Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. “Sounds
> splendid.” Then, turning to Schwarzenegger, he asked,
> “Who do you want to be, Arnold?” Arnold in a slow
> deliberate voice replied, “I’ll be Bach.”

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Yahoo! News – Ruth Handler, ‘Barbie’ Creator, Dies at 85 in L.A. The creator of my favorite toy- BARBIE! I had so many Barbies and I loved them all. My favorite was a Skipper doll that when you spun her arms, she would grow an inch and sprout breasts (honest!). The other doll I loved was my Marie Osmond Barbie doll. I would turn her legs so they were up by her ears and then I would press her butt on an ink pad and make butt prints…this was Marie’s way of giving out autographs to her fans. My Barbies lived in the Barbie dream house. The dream house was perched upon a thin piece of wood that was supported by 2 concrete blocks. Inside the concrete blocks lived the Fonzie doll and the Mork doll that my Aunt Helen gave me. They both were naked because Barbie liked to wear Fonzie’s outfit when we would reenact the ending of Grease. I don’t remember why Mork was naked; we just liked him best that way. I also had a Peaches and Cream Barbie. She was so pretty with violet eyes and white blonde hair….that was until I decided she was going into the army like Private Benjamin and I gave her a crew cut. Malibu Barbie was horribly disfigured because Lisa and I decided we wanted to wash and blow dry her hair….well with the blow dryer sitting right on top of her head, she just melted. I still loved her despite the disfigurement- she became the “special” friend Barbie. I will stop boring any of you who actually got this far…. 🙂

My mom sent this to me…I thought it was cute:

GIRL POEM –
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify,
Any shopping spree.

Don’t go to a barber,
But a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
Without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
About the size of my ass.

My beauty’s a masterpiece,
And yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
Whenever I am wrong.

I don’t drive in circles,
At any cost.
And I don’t have a problem,
Admitting I’m lost.

I never forget,
An important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I’m usually late.

I don’t watch movies,
With lots of gore.
Don’t need instant replay,
To remember the score.

I won’t lose my hair,
I don’t get jock itch.
And just cause I’m assertive,
Don’t call me a bitch.

Don’t say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry’s best.
Would you look at my face,
Not at my chest!

I don’t have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you’re lying,
You look at the ceiling.

Don’t call me a girl,
A babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN,
Get it, you prick?

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