> Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project – an
> action docudrama about famous composers starring top
> movie stars. Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segall, Bruce
> Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present.
> Spielberg strongly desired the box office ‘oomph’ of
> these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to
> select whatever composers they wished to portray, as
> long as they were famous.
>
> “Well,” started Stallone, “I’ve always admired Mozart.
> I would love to play him.”
>
> “Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image
> would improve if people saw me playing the piano,”
> replied Willis. “I’ll play him.”
>
> “I’ve always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes,”
> said Segall. “I’d like to play him.”
>
> Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. “Sounds
> splendid.” Then, turning to Schwarzenegger, he asked,
> “Who do you want to be, Arnold?” Arnold in a slow
> deliberate voice replied, “I’ll be Bach.”