Ananova – German Beauty queen blames lack of offers on small breasts
A beauty queen has blamed a lack of lucrative job offers on her ‘small breasts’. Sandra Griep has complained her breasts are too small for German tastes despite winning the Miss East Germany accolade in December 2001.

Ananova – German’s discarded lederhosen cause gridlock A German caused a huge traffic jam after he threw his lederhosen out of the window during a row with his girlfriend. The leather trousers landed on a tram line in the city of Augsburg where they shorted out the overhead electricity lines forcing trams to a halt, and blocking a main arterial road.

The play went very well. The one actor needed to speak louder, I could hardly hear a single word out of her mouth! Other than that, I was quite pleased.
One more week until the reunion. I bought everything that I needed. This evening I posed in front of my mirror wearing the dress— trying to look at the whole me and not single out my thighs or knees for critical accessment. To be or not to be… able to carry off the little black dress, that is the question! I can do it.

Reuters: Your Chance to Spend More Time in German Public Toilets
BERLIN (Reuters) – A German psychologist is touting a cure for paruresis, fear among men of using urinals, and seeking volunteers to spend time in public toilets.

Ananova – German brothel ordered to keep on 77-year-old condom sorter
A German brothel has been told to give a 77-year-old his job back by an industrial tribunal which ruled he had been unfairly dismissed. The pensioner was told that his job, sorting industrial packs of condoms into smaller packets of ten for the prostitutes, was being axed.

Ananova – Disco launderette opens in Germany
Students in Germany are washing their clothes at the launderette while sipping cocktails.
The country’s first ‘Wash Bar’ has opened its doors to revellers. The disco launderette which opened in Ottensen in Hamburg is equipped not only with a row of washer-dryers but with a fully licensed bar and DJ box.

Ananova – German opposition party being sued for using the Ketchup Song
Germany’s main opposition party is facing court action for using the Ketchup Song without permission.

My bestest friend Audgie is directing a play I wrote. It’s being performed at her school this weekend. I wrote the play in college for a playwriting class. I am looking forward to seeing it.

The reunion is next weekend. Still need to buy stockings, shoes and a… wonderbra. Why do I want to buy a wonderbra? I guess I want to impress people and instead of discussing my job and accomplishments, I’d rather stuff my bra. It’s ridiculous and I know it. Especially since I am aware that the only way I will ever have cleavage is if I draw it in with a black magic marker.

Yes, I am fixating and agonizing over this reunion. Yes, I am filled with anxiety. I am also oddly enjoying it.

Independent Woman – played by kittens – Joel Veitch rathergood.com, music by Elbow
What is wrong with me?!?! I LOVE these little kittens!

Woman May Have Bitten Husband to Death?
MODESTO, Calif. (Reuters) – A California woman who allegedly flew into a rage and bit her husband repeatedly after he refused to have sex with her is being held on charges that police say may eventually include murder.