To Do List
1. Clean Room
2. Put trunks of Summer clothes in attic
3. Unpack Winter clothes
4. Clean bathroom
5. Shop at Value City
6. Go to Krispy Kreme
7. Walk 3:57pm

The Onion | Horoscopes Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)
Your small town will ban all dancing after witnessing your ungainly attempts at that “Ketchup Song” dance.

Learn how to do the Ketchup dance Very helpful.

Last night I dreamt that I uploaded brownies to this Web site! I was happy to share and I enjoyed getting emails from people all over the world telling me how delicious the brownies tasted. (And no, I was not dressed like Wonder Woman in the dream)

Had a wonderful time. Very very very happy I went. Especially happy that I had a date (hadn’t realize how important that is). Confronted the bully that made my life a living hell for 4 years. Realized the inferiority I felt was unjustified. What an absolutely cathartic experience! Definitely worth the ticket price.
Tomorrow I go to Chicago. Will be back very soon. Most likely will post pictures once I get back. Stay tuned.

Last night Lisa and I went to see Punch Drunk Love. It was horrible. Half-hour into it we walked out and demanded our money back. I advise to avoid this movie unless you are the type of person who enjoys getting your teeth drilled.

The Public 8 Ball
Apparently I am going to have a blast tomorrow– or so says the Magic 8 Ball!!!!!

Did not eat a single piece of candy. Will not eat a single piece of candy. Must be skinny and pimple free for tomorrow. And Lord know what a single piece of chocolate will do to a person! Of course, there is no such thing as a single piece of chocolate. The intention may be 1 piece and that is all but it is never that way. It starts with one piece, two pieces, then it is the whole bag…. next thing I’m on the floor watching the room spin in an incredible sugar high. (Know these lyrics? /sit back in glorious expectation of genuine junk food high!/)

Went to a Halloween Party- dressed like a cowgirl. Lisa wore a purple wig. A guy walked around and gave out firecrackers. Drank 2 pints of Yuengling beer. Had a nice time– came home early ’cause I’m proletariat.
Reunion is on Saturday. Very very very excited.

X-E – The Worst Witch – Anything Can Happen On Halloween!
I love this song and video– it is classic! It ranks right up there with the Pirate Movie, in my mind.
I am looking forward to all the little kids Trick or Treating tonight. As I have done for the past 4 years, I will don my gorilla mask and scare the sh*t out of them when they ring the doorbell. I enjoy it. Sue me.