Is this thing on?

Something strange has happened to me. My mojo is stuck in the on position! It’s just so weird! On Saturday alone, not only did I have a guy ask me if my feet were tired… from racing through his mind all day but I also had a guy ask me for my number! Handing him my regular business card, I realized I should have two different businesses cards:

One for guys I don’t like… Author, Speaker, Business Owner
One for guys I like…. Flight Attendant

I am trying to figure out what’s different about me that would suddenly make men find me so desirable.

I have a couple theories:

1. The loss of my father has left me damaged… and men love damaged women
2. My friend Laura gave me a ton of her old clothes which I have been wearing… the clothes consist of miniskirts and low cut blouses.
3. I am excreting larger than normal amounts of pheromone.
4. Walking around with my cousins, men think they are my children and consider it proof that I must be easy.

#2 seems the most likely to me.

6 thoughts on “Is this thing on?”

  1. gerald harrington

    Maybe it’s your self-confidence and devil may care attitude. Don’t think about it too much… I’ve always found I can’t tell if I’m going to have fun at a party until I get there. Sometimes I’m on and having fun. Actually this should all be in the past tense, like when I was still in college. ; > )

  2. Audra

    I’d vote #2 as well. Men love to see cleavage, and also bright colors–they’re a bit like babies that way.

  3. Robert

    Yes, we men are very simple creatures true enough…

    Although for some reason my ex’s claim I’m anything but. At any rate, I’m sure it’s a combination of factors Donna and if you are having fun then don’t dwell on it over much.

  4. CGHill

    For every man who actually loves a damaged woman, there are several who simply view her as a window of opportunity, so to speak.

    Then again, this is probably true with the undamaged ones as well.

  5. B. Davis

    I see that you changed your Facebook profile picture from “One for guys I don’t like” to “One for guys I like”.
    Not exactly “flight attendant”, but you’re getting there.

  6. Michael

    Ha, you are too funny. I’m voting #3, it’s the Pheromones you are putting out…. The clothes don’t hurt though. 🙂

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