I am in the midst of some major procrastination. WHY CAN’T I FINISH TASKS?!? I have a ton of things to do and I can’t get them done. How many times have I blogged about this? The tasks are not painful. Once completed, I feel an incredible amount of joy. And yet I can’t even get started. Could I be insane?

I need a cheerleader. I need someone sitting beside me, urging me on. Even if it’s just to distract me AS I DO THE CHORES. When did I become so high maintenance?

Weird thing happened to me this morning. I poured myself a cup of coffee in my tall, rainbow-striped coffee mug. I drank it while working on my computer and about an hour went by and I decided I wanted a refill. Downstairs to the kitchen I went, filled up the tall, rainbow-striped coffee mug and placed it into the microwave for 30 seconds. 30 seconds went by, I opened up the microwave door and pulled out my light blue Elvis Mug, full of piping hot coffee. I stared at the mug and tried to figure out what happened.

Could my microwave suddenly be imbued with transmogrifying abilities? Could the rainbow-striped mug be the caterpillar and the Elvis Mug the butterfly?

I stuck my head in the microwave for closer inspection and found the rainbow striped mug in the back of the microwave. Apparently I had decided on a refill a day or two ago, got distracted and left the mug in the microwave.

Life is so boring.