You are chatting with an unidentified user. Be careful what you discuss.

Guest has joined.

me: Hello!

Guest: Hello. This is Peter Tork. I hear you’ve been calling me a Dork.

me: YOU ARE A DORK!!!!!!
Your mother was a hamster!
And your Father smelled of Elderberries!
Go away or I will taunt you a second time!

Guest: okay. you’ve hurt my feelings. i’m going.

me: DORK!
Sent at 10:14 PM on Tuesday