We were in the car searching for the next garage sale when my mom decided to raise the white flag of defeat. She flagged down a passing mail truck and asked:
“Excuse me, but where is Burgundy Road? I know it’s around here somewhere!”

“Yeah, you are close. Make a right and just follow it straight about 10 minutes, Burgundy will be on your right.”

“Oh, thank you so very much!”

“No problem! Have a good day!”

“See girls, all you have to do is ask! No need for one of those fancy GPS things.”

“Yeah, and it helps that he was one hot postman, huh Ma?” said Lisa.

“Stop it! I had no idea!”

“Mom always find hot men, Donna! She can pull a hot man outta anything! Heck, she could pull a hot man out of a…… out of a….. BOWL OF SOUP! But of course, that isn’t really saying anything because if there was a guy in a bowl of soup, of course he’d be hot. Unless it was Gazpacho. Then he’d be cool! But then he’d be right up mom’s alley anyway!”

“You are insane and now I think I am going to pee myself…”

“Don’t pee yourself, Donna… I don’t have time, I need to get home ASPCA!”