Android Blues

Turns out– everything got wiped on the upgrade to Android 2.1! Yes, all my apps are gone! Or at least the ones that I downloaded. I have decided it’s a good thing because it lets me start fresh.

I’ve had a couple days that were right out of a celebrity’s life. TWO separate photo shoots in which the camera was pointed AT ME! And an interview in which I was the one answering questions!?! So very surreal but I worked hard to allow myself to enjoy it and have fun. The one photo shoot had nothing to do with the other, it was just an opportunity that presented itself and I jumped at it. And the other photo shoot came because of the interview and I am still rather shocked that anyone would want to interview me for anything at all.

Yeah, so anyway, there’s going to be a profile on me in some publication next week or the week after or at some point. Crazy is all I gotta say. Really really crazy. What worries me is that the article will come out and someone or everyone will totally spot me as the imposter that I am: “She may look like a 35-year-old woman but under all that flesh is a clueless 6-year-old girl wearing Wonder Woman Underoos!”

8 thoughts on “Android Blues

  1. Gomer

    Don’t worry yourself so much. Playboy generally does a good job with their photos.

  2. Donna Post author

    Hahaha you two!

    Holy Mormon Underwear? That is so odd and just cements the Mormons as so weird in my mind.

    I am actually growing fond of the new WW look. At first I was all, “HOW DARE THEY!?!” But I am kinda liking it the more and more I see it.

    And Playboy???? That spreads comes once I pay a Doctor to give me boobs! 😉 I don’t know if you remember but years ago when this Website was interesting I used to have MY playboy stats: Bust: Not 36, Waist: Not 24, Hips: Not 36

    I thought it was funny at the time but I eventually took it down. http://64.91.230.168/~donna/archive/2003_03_01_archive.html

  3. B. Davis

    It’s obvious that too much of society has become pornified (is that a word? I like it, so who cares).
    But C’MON, people!!! Supergirl and Wonder Woman and Catwoman and Batgirl and Emma Peel and other heroines are SUPPOSED to be SEXY borderline dominatrixes. Why do you think 13 year old boys have bought these comics for eons…so they can ogle women who look like Supreme Court nominees? It’s un-American to mess with the image of our sexy super-heroes….World War II servicemen had pinups of barely clad Betty Grable hanging in the lockers, not pictures of Rosie O’Donnell!

  4. B. Davis

    Oh, and my favorite part of the Mormon Underwear video is when the comely blonde says with a completely straight face ““When a Mormon goes through the temple to receive his endowments, he is given a pair of this Holy Mormon underwear”.
    Don’t know about you, Gomer, but I was BORN with endowments…no need for church intervention.

  5. Gomer

    BOOYA BD

    But don’t leave out other purposefully skimpy dressers who populated our youth…

    Barbara Eden as Jeannie(sp?) comes rigidly to mind.

    If you think that show would have succeeded with Elena Kagan dressed in a tutu instead of Barbara, you don’t understand the male demographic. But B.D you are right. Sex today is oversold (pornified). It’s not possibly as erotic as when it was semi-hidden, and the imagination was still involved.

    exempoator dedi….the Dos Equis tattoo.

  6. B. Davis

    There were oh so many TV femme fatales in the 1960s and 1970s and 1980s…eye candy that assured that America’s male IQ would be lowered by 30 points within a generation. The girls from Gilligan’s Island (Dawn Wells was heaven personified), the Dukes of Hazzard, Three’s Company, Baywatch. Not a single Elena Kagan look-a-like on any of those shows. Lesson learned: American males don’t mind a woman who kicks serious ass as long as she dresses like a 16 year old at a Halloween party. Case closed. Hey, Gomer, you’re forcing me to learn Latin. You’re messing with my lowered IQ.

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