I’ve read a couple different blogs that have stated these Always Skinny jeans from the Gap are insanely flattering. My curiosity is piqued because I can’t imagine skinny jeans being flattering but I’d be willing to try them on to see.Yesterday after Boot Camp exercise class a woman came over to me and asked what it’s like to drink 4 milkshakes in a row. I replied, “You have me mistaken for Adam Richman, but no worries, it happens often.”
“No! I want to know what it’s like to be so skinny that you can eat whatever you want!”
I wanted to say to her, “With that attitude you will always be fat!” It’s true, I get strange comments like that more often than society’s propensity toward imbecility should allow. I am not fat because I don’t drink 4 milkshakes in a row. So there!
My bedroom is a huge mess. It’s a mess because of me. I take off my clothes at night and throw them on my window seat. The morning comes and instead of putting the clothes away, I just put on new clothes and leave. Then that night, I repeat the process.
The other issue is I throw my dirty clothes into the corner. And I rarely do the laundry with the frequency that my daily showering requires. Yes, the sheer amount of towels I go through is astounding. Right this very minute I should be putting away all those clothes that are littering my window seat. But instead I am blabbering away.
I don’t know why I HATE putting clothes away. It isn’t painful. And the result is a wonderfully warm happy feeling. So why do I hate putting clothes away? Maybe if I could figure it out I could break through and just do it! Oh, and because there are so many clothes on the floor, I rarely vacuum. Gosh I am a disgusting human being. It’s really just my bedroom that’s the issue. Well, and my office too. I hate opening mail. And so it piles up. I also hate doing dishes. They pile up but not so much because I am scared of bugs and I equate bugs with dirty dishes so I have more of a push to do dishes.
It appears that I hate doing a lot of stuff. I wonder why? Especially as I said before, it’s not like these tasks are painful.