You know how I am always talking about how totally unproductive I am, right? So this weekend I decided to do something about it… I watched two movies from my “Movies I Want to See List!” I watched My Name is Bruce AND Twilight! My Name is Bruce was totally stupid and I liked it a lot. My favorite part was when Guan-Di, the Chinese god of war and protector of the dead and bean curd, chopped the teenager’s hand off while he was copping a feel of his girlfriend and the severed hand remained on her boobie. Yeah, I liked that a lot. Twilight was also fun. If I was a teenager, I am sure I would watch this movie over and over and over again dreaming of that very dreamy Edward character. As it is I am in my thirties and thus found Bella’s dad to be the cutey patootey. I will say I was pretty surprised by the baseball game played by vampires… I mean, I have read some pretty horrific Forever Knight Fan Fiction… I thought I had seen/read every weird vampire story… I guess not. Vampire baseball. Who came up with that!?!