Last night I went to Marshall’s. Knowing I will be employed shortly gave me the okay to go and buy a new dress. Looking through the dress rack, I found this gorgeous little number:

Doesn’t it look like something Emma Peel or Paula Prentiss might have worn? I tried it on and it fit PERFECTLY, except there were two smudges right near the left breast and it looked like someone had tried to wash them away because that area was rubbed and pilled slightly. Although it wasn’t obvious, I couldn’t buy it. But now I am regretting it. Maybe it wasn’t so bad! And think of all the places I can wear it! Like when I vacuum or watch TV. Besides, it’s a miniskirt/dress and I only have a limited amount of time left in which I can wear miniskirts and I should wear them now while I can. Why? On the TV show, What Not to Wear, there is a sign in the beginning that reads: “No miniskirts after 35.” I am a law abiding citizen as well as a fashion law abiding citizen and if Clinton and Stacey say no more miniskirts… that means no more miniskirts.