Yoga is as Yoga does

I am getting better. I didn’t snort when the Yoga instructor said to relax our butts and crotches.

Here’s a really horrible thing that I hate to admit but I am going to just so maybe I can purge it from my brain: I think my Yoga instructor has fake boobs. Why? They are too big for her frame and too full for her age. It seems so odd to me, being into Yoga and having fake boobs. One would think if a person is into Yoga then they would be into naturalness and not silicone. Or not. Or maybe she just has preternaturally nice boobs. Maybe Yoga helped. All the more reason for me to continue on this path.

Here’s a video of Elvis doing Yoga! (And singing about it too!)

Do you recognize the Yoga instructor? It’s Elsa Lanchester! She is best known as the Bride Of Frankenstein. If you are more of a Beach Party Movie fan like me then you’ll remember her as Aunt Wendy in Pajama Party. She was married to Charles Laughton until he died. I can’t help but wonder about that union. Perhaps it served a purpose to her in some way. Who knows.

Here she is as Aunt Wendy (with Annette Funicello and Tommy Kirk, who shared quite a bit in common with her hubby, Charles) and as Frankenstein’s Bride:
pajama-party bride-of-frankenstin

5 thoughts on “Yoga is as Yoga does”

  1. Audra

    I don’t know, yoga is very California, and so are fake boobs, so the two could go hand in hand. Also on “Work Out” they said fitness instructors are usu drawn to their field because they have an underlying self-image problem.

  2. Donna Post author

    The very first day I went to do Yoga, I did the elliptical first and I noticed this older woman with silly barrettes in her hair at the machine next to mine. I thought she looked silly but then I noticed her body and I was like, “WHOA! When I am her age I hope I have an ass and legs like her!” Imagine my surprise when this lady turned out to be the Yoga instructor. I think her fab body is a reason why I am suddenly all into Yoga.

  3. Erin

    Its funny because fake boobs was a huge topic of conversation I was involved in just yesterday. It seems that there are quite a few people around me with them and I had no idea!

  4. Donna Post author

    Erin, this tells me you aren’t feeling up your girlfriends! Donn’t you know that’s what girls do when we get together for coffee?

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