Spent time on the elliptical and then took a yoga class. The instructor has an accent, I think it may be Russian. At the very end when she has us all on our backs, she tells us to relax every muscle in our body.
“Relax your face, relax your lips, relax your eyeballs…”
She kept going, naming all the parts of our body.”
“Relax your belly, relax your hips, relax your crotch…”
CROTCH?!?!
I couldn’t help it… I snorted.
Luckily everyone’s eyes were closed so I don’t think anyone could tell it was me.
Thank God she didn’t say Vajayjay. I’d hate to think what I might have let loose.