Resume resumes

It’s been one week and one day and today I finally opened up my resume and started tweaking it. I also started to update my LinkedIn page and I logged into Monster for the first time in MONTHS. I still want more than anything to work for myself and not have to take a job but my one stumbling block is and has always been I simply have no idea how to make money on my own. Perhaps it will come to me like a bolt of lightening. BAM! You will design and sell T-shirts with dirty words in foreign languages on them! Frat boys from all over the country will buy them in massive quantities! You shall be rich beyond your wildest dreams because of merde and jebi se and scheiss drech.