1. How can I possibly be 5 years behind on this? Nena and Kim Wilde recorded a duet in 2003 and I only now find out!?!?!
2. When did Nena turn into Joan Jett?
3. I simply can’t get over how good both of these ladies look! I am so happy to be growing old in today’s age, with so many glorious specimens of women, past 40, looking great and continuing to attract attention. (Poor Gloria Swanson was only 53 when she was relegated to portraying decrepit Norma Desmond in Sunset Blvd)

And please note any sapphic undertones present in this video are merely normal expressions of European behavior.