Body Dismorphia and other silliness

After work I went to Walmart. I grabbed a bag of Almond Joy mini candy bars for Wednesday. Not a smart move on my part because all I want to do is devour the entire bag! Who thinks they will last until Halloween? Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t, Almond Joy’s got nuts; Mounds don’t! I walked through Walmart’s clothing section and spotted a pair of leggings. It got me to thinking how leggings would work really well when I wear a long skirt and boots– it’s a warmer choice than stockings and easier to wash! I sized up a pair and threw them into my carriage. When I got home, I tried them on and… they are baggy. I apparently have little concept of my size. Regardless, I think I am going to keep them because they are rather comfy despite the droopy ass. I got a couple other items that somehow made my bill total 60.00. I blame the Thomas’s English Muffins.