I am sitting in my office. I’ve been here since 7:30. I find as the week wears on it gets harder and harder to pull myself out of bed and get to work. It’s usually on Wednesday when I start losing the momentum. I don’t know if it’s because I’m getting older or I am out of shape or because my job slowly zaps the life force out of me. At least the weekends allow me to regenerate and face Monday and Tuesday with fire and power.
This month was absolutely fantastic in terms of sales. I left my quota wheezing in the dust mid-month and the last two weeks have been pure gravy. Of course, in just a few days the scoreboard goes back to 0 and I gotta prove myself again. That’s the beauty of sales– you’re right back to being shit the first of the month.

Chili’s is the “new golf course,” where business gets done.
I don’t watch The Office. Should I?
You will love it more than anyone else…