“So I was in New York City yesterday and right before I caught the train I went to Duane Reade and bought a bottle of water and a chocolate bar”
“What kind of bar did you get?”
“I got a Cadbury bar. But here’s the thing, when I opened it the bar had this white-ish color to it.”
“The oil separated, that’s why it changed color.”
“I attempted to eat it because I am a chocoholic, I took two bites but I just wasn’t enjoying it so I threw it away.”
“WHAT?!?”
“I threw is away because I wasn’t enjoying it.”
“I thought you said you were a CHOCOHOLIC? Why didn’t you take it home and massage it with some vegetable oil? At least try to save it!”
“Massage it with oil?”
“Donna, c’mon, you could have shredded it onto a cookie or something— YOU DON’T THROW AWAY CHOCOLATE!?!”