Land’s End, Eddie Bauer, LL Bean– I can’t tell them apart. Very much like the names Glen, Neil and Wayne. It’s the same name to me even thought there’s really no similarity. Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin and Def Leopard are the same group to me. I have given personalities and traits to certain parts of my anatomy. My belly button reminds me of an owl and my right ring finger with the nail facing is Bill Cosby circa Picture Pages. My right big toe is jolly whereas my left big toe is very serious. My left pinky is the baby of my left ring finger. Single digit numbers have gender and color. When I am plagued by restlessness and can’t sleep, I imagine I am in I Dream of Jeannie’s bottle and I almost always fall immediately asleep. I believe I was a gazelle in a past life. If it was more fashionably acceptable, I would wear the wooden clogs I bought in Germany to work.