I must reclaim my positive emotional state. The last few days I have been struggling with a dark mood. It’s due to hormone levels, I know, but I still can’t allow myself to dwell. Of course, dwell is exactly what I have been doing. Dwelling on my issues and angst and thinking over and over thoughts that just aren’t healthy. Men should every day thank God that they aren’t affected by the same cycles that rule women. When was the last time a man sat drinking a cup of a coffee when suddenly a wave of unutterable sadness descended upon him and he had to put down his mug and have a little cry? I am going to hazard a guess that this has only occurred once to a man and his name was Liberache. That’s not a gay joke, I just think that people who wear so many sequins must be plagued by demons.

Check out this Web site and notice the ad on the right. I love the typo– 2007 Moon Dairy. (You may have to refresh a couple times to see it)

Okay, let’s practice some positive thinking:

• I can’t wait to wake up tomorrow!
• I just know that I am going to have a great time at work!
• Mondays are my favorite day of the week!

I am already feeling better.