Tomorrow I am flying to Las Vegas! I wish it was a vacation. My company is sending me there for an industry conference. I can’t complain. The weather looks like it’s going to be nice and warm. It should be a nice time.

My new laptop arrived yesterday. I love it! It is the most perfect size! Not too big, not too small! It even came with a remote control! How cool is that? So far I love it unconditionally and would marry it if it were human. We shall see if this devotion continues.

This afternoon I went shopping. I had to pick up a few items for my trip tomorrow. I stopped by Ann Taylor to look at their clearance section. There was a really cute shirt that I decided to try on. Ann Taylor sizing is insanely inconsistent so I grabbed a small, medium and large. The medium fit pretty well except I would have liked it a tad bit longer. I tried on the large. I couldn’t tell which shirt fit best and so I asked the salesgirl who was minding the fitting room.

“What do you think? This one or…….. this one?”
“Are those jeans you’re wearing Ann Taylor jeans?”
“Uh, no, the jeans are mine– it’s the shirt that I need to know about”
“Well then, I’ll keep my mouth closed about those, ahem, jeans… go with the medium shirt.”

I couldn’t believe how insulting and patronizing she was regarding my jeans! There was nothing wrong with the jeans I wore– NOTHING! In fact, I was wearing my GOOD jeans. My evil jeans were back at home in my closet.