2006 Pool Rules and Regulations
Rule #8
There will be a $500.00 fine levied against anyone defecating in the pool.
Why does this make me laugh?
Congressman Mike Fitzpatrick sends me tons of brochures. I don’t mind because he is SO CUTE! I fight the urge of kissing his pretty little face and hanging the picture on my wall!
$500 will buy a lot of Baby Ruths.
The fact that they felt a need to institute that rule would keep me from wanting to swim in the pool.