I seem to always be about a day or two behind the news. I just found out that at the eBay Live! 2006 Conference held at Mandalay Bay Convention Center in Las Vegas, NV there was a SURPRISE Davy Jones concert! Davy and Mike are the only two Monkees I have not met up close and personal. Lisa and I met up with Micky at a gallery showing of his work in Bryn Mawr and we met Peter at the Tin Angel in Philly. (PETER TORK IS A DORK!!!) Davy lives in Pennsylvania on a horse farm and I keep meaning to take a day trip to the town and hunt him down but I just haven’t been that proactive about planning it. One day. Mike is another story. I have no idea how to track him down. I sorta figure if I am meant to meet him, it will just happen. So anyway, here is a Youtube video of Davy performing at the eBay conference. Notice how he still shags like a little minx, BABY!!!
It’s a little known fact but Davy Jones fits in my top left breast pocket.

If you’re that concerned about your physical attributes, why
not let medical science ride to the rescue? A few years ago
my cousin Cindy (in her 40s!) decided that she needed to look
“perkier” and so she got her upper torso enhanced. Is it cheating Mother Nature? I guess.
Dust off that old 8-track of “Chorus Line” and listen to the
T&A song. You know which one.
If I had only known in advance, I would have gone and gotten you autographs. Oh well, maybe next time you can come out personally.
When did I say I am concerned about my physical attributes? The Davy comment referred to him being a tiny tiny little man who could fit into a person’s shirt pocket. The other comment about blaming rejection on my breast size rather than my personality was simply a joke. I would never put silicon implants into my body. That’s just weird to me.