I have a date tonight. Yeah, another match.com fellow. I’m doing my work and I notice my Magic Eight Ball sitting by me and so I pick it up.
“Magic Eight Ball, will this be a good date tonight?”
“My reply is no”
OH NO! So I shake it again and the answer is: Reply Hazy, Try Again. I do as the Magic Eight Ball instructs and the answer is: Very Doubtful!!!!!
This is not a good sign. Not at all!

Sounds like you should rephrase the question. Try something like:
“Magic Eight Ball, is this guy just another loser?”
Maybe they should rename your dating service…
from match.com to crapshoot.com
On a lighter note…
Japanese Prime Minister does Graceland!
(It’s hard to parody anything these days when
real life is itself a parody)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5038686.stm
Thanks! That’s a great article!