It’s Life Jim, but not as we know it

On the way home from the train station yesterday, I was flipping through the radio dial and I heard: The Day the Music Died, The Day the Music Died, The Day the Music Died and Star Trekkin’. I waited for the apocalypse but it didn’t come. Fooled again!

There’s Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, starboard bow.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow,
scrape ’em off, Jim.