Clay

Here’s a link to that Clay Aiken impersonator clip I mentioned in the entry below. It was so cute!

FACT! I thought Clay Aiken was a girl. I had stopped watching American Idol at that point and my only exposure to him was the cover of his album. All I can say is dude looked like a lady! This is not a bad thing, though! Especially for a teen idol. A requisite for being a teen idol is having dubious sexuality. Teen girls love boys who look like girls. I don’t know why.

Here is a listing of the idols I liked as a pre-teen girl:

1. Luke Skywalker (1983)
2. Ricky Schroeder (1984)
3. Simon LeBon from Duran Duran (1985)
4. River Phoenix (1986)

And then on February 23, 1986 my life changed forever! It was that day that MTV aired, Pleasant Valley Sunday, a 24-hour Monkee Marathon!

6 thoughts on “Clay

  1. nathan

    With all this American Idol and teen crush talk, ironically …

    my teenage crush was none other than:

    Paula Abdul

    (or was it MC Scat Cat?)

  2. nathan

    With all this American Idol and teen crush talk, ironically …

    my teenage crush was none other than:

    Paula Abdul

    (or was it MC Scat Cat?)

  3. B. Davis

    You can’t bring up the subject of teen idols
    without mentioning the girliest of all girly-men
    heart-throbs:

    DAVID CASSIDY

    who had prettier hair than Susan Dey.

    But he atoned for his androgyny and now actually looks masculine.

    AS FOR DAVY JONES of the Monkees…
    he is performing in Addison, Texas this weekend, at the annual Artfest. On Saturday from 9:00 pm to 10:15 pm to be exact.

    http://www.artfest500.com/music.htm

    (And the reason why a lot of straight women like
    gay men? They’re not “threatening. How has
    the human race managed to keep itself going???)

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