No ifs, ands, or buts! I am going to the tailor to have my gown altered this morning. I know Audra would not appreciate me walking down the aisle ahead of her slipping nip to all her guests. This is where Lisa will call me over, point to the sentence before this one and say, “No Donna, they’ll be wondering why you aren’t wearing a tuxedo.” This has been going on ever since I went through puberty. If it wasn’t Donna has tiny little ones it was Donna has a big nose or thunder thighs. It is not easy being the older sister.

At any rate, Lisa and I went to Radio Shack and I told the salesman the RF Modulator they sold me last year was garbage and I want a new one! Apparently the warranty on it was just 90 days and he couldn’t do anything for me but sell me a new one. I said “No Thanks!” to a new RF Modulator because for all I know it will only last a year. There are other places that sell RF Modulators. In fact I am sure I saw one at K-Mart for 10.00 which is quite a savings since the ones at Radio Shack were 30.00.

After Radio Shack we went to TGIF’s and drank Yuengling and ate hot wings. The wings weren’t very good. I wish I knew a place that made good wings. The best ones I have ever had were with Audra in Wilmington, Delaware when we went to see Tony Curtis in Some Like It Hot. Right next to the DuPont Theater was a Comfort Inn or some similar hotel and next to the lobby was a bar/restaurant. Audra and I were famished after meeting Tony Curtis and getting our butts pinched so we retired to that little bar and ordered Buffalo wings. They were the best I ever had and only .25 each! We must have ordered about 100 wings. So yummy!

Later we went to Barnes and Noble and I checked out the section on Sales and Marketing. I didn’t find any of the books I was looking for so that means I will continue the search today.