Perhaps I should have posted this on Monday, but PONYBOY SHOWED UP ON 24! I was very sorry to see that he was sporting what I like to call a “crotch mouth” goatee. I love facial hair (on men); however, this particular look I find repellent. In order for a goatee to look nice, it must be trimmed, defined and well-maintained. Growing a beard and then shaving the sides doesn’t do it.

I am sorry if any readers recognized themselves in this post but believe me, it is for your own good. Now go and buy yourself a Norelco Maverick.