I ended up just going to bed. I had terrific dreams about Isaac Mizrahi! He was helping me pull together outfits and he promised to make me a beautiful dress that I could wear anywhere! The only outfit I actually remember him showing me was a white t-shirt with jeans and a motorcycle jacket. Doesn’t sound very Mizrahi or feminine.

Last night that “Informational Meeting” was rather silly. I drove all the way to Chalfont and found myself the lone sucker in a large room with a table full of snacks and sodas. An old fat man took me through a PowerPoint presentation. He said after a 2-year training program I could be an agent! I feel I already put in 10 years with one company, I shouldn’t have to start at the lowest rung at another company. I also think he wasn’t quite aware of my age. He asked me, “So what types of activities were you involved in during college?” My answer, “That was 10 years ago, how about instead I tell you about the Customer Service department I ran last year.” At least it got me out of the house and I am trying– which is better than sitting home all day, eating cornchips and… (If you were a Kids in the Hall fan, you should remember the next word)

My BMI is 19.5. I think Dannon Activia Pro is to blame.

UPDATE
BMI does not stand for Bowel Movement Index! It stands for Body Mass Index which is an estimation of body fat based on height and weight. Goodness! You people have such filthy minds!