I am GIDDY! I am EPHERVESCENT!
Today I bought 4 bridesmaid dresses. They are perfect! Absolutely perfect! Audra and Steve wanted royal blue dresses. Audra’s sister wanted a long dress. Lisa wanted a dress that fit. AND I WANTED ANYTHING CHEAP.
They were on clearance. I paid $25.99 for each dress!
I truly believe they were sent by God because there were only 4 dresses and they were in our sizes. Unbelievable! Miraculous!
Me so happy!

WOW! You look beautiful and are sure to turn some heads from the single guys in the audience. Take it easy
-Jason
FOXY!
How am I supposed to ignore your existence when you persist in being so dadblamed HOT?
How sweet you all are!