3 thoughts on “‘Baby Jessica’ Marries Small-Town Sweetheart”
B. Davis
And after her wedding, this child of the West Texas oil fields (and neighbor to George Bush) announced that Exxon Corporation had turned in its biggest profit ever…
She then quoted Reuters news service:
“a quarterly profit of $10.7 billion, capping a year of record earnings dominated by surging oil and gas prices. The results pushed up Exxon’s profit for the year to a staggering $36.13 billion — bigger than the economies of 125 of the 184 countries ranked by the World Bank. Profit rose 42 percent from 2004.”
That Jessica is so worldly-wise now, isn’t she?
So cheer up, Americans-figuring-out-how-to-afford-that-tank-of-gas.
Things are just peachy!
Craig N.
19 YO college student marrying a 32 YO …well, it doesn’t say what the groom did for a living.
Bets on how long it lasts (maybe till right after the bride’s 25th birthday?)
And after her wedding, this child of the West Texas oil fields (and neighbor to George Bush) announced that Exxon Corporation had turned in its biggest profit ever…
She then quoted Reuters news service:
“a quarterly profit of $10.7 billion, capping a year of record earnings dominated by surging oil and gas prices. The results pushed up Exxon’s profit for the year to a staggering $36.13 billion — bigger than the economies of 125 of the 184 countries ranked by the World Bank. Profit rose 42 percent from 2004.”
That Jessica is so worldly-wise now, isn’t she?
So cheer up, Americans-figuring-out-how-to-afford-that-tank-of-gas.
Things are just peachy!
19 YO college student marrying a 32 YO …well, it doesn’t say what the groom did for a living.
Bets on how long it lasts (maybe till right after the bride’s 25th birthday?)
I hope she had him sign a prenup!